I'll buy that for a dollar...

home
1 (one) lamb chop with leeks, shallots, and ginger- pesto sauce
2 (two) glasses Everclear + ginger ale with lemon

Vil
1 (one) Kamakazi-like Tequila drink- mazui, yo.
4 (four) cranberry  vodka Gimlets- Oishii da.
1 (one) tip for bartender- $1.00

Alright, I know that sounds cheap, but my brother left a five...

O.K. that was cheap, but I'm broke.  
 Besides, someone left a five right in front of me 
(I didn't see who), Bro saw it and matched it,
 thinking it was mine... nevermind.

twenty bones I didn't spend last night

back home
1 (one) drunken lamb chop- quite tasty though
2 (two) cups water

later
2 (two) cups water
2 (two) hours morning sun
I used to think that the day would never come...